Me:
Why didn't Jesus ever write down his own teachings? You'd think if he had something to say, he'd want to get his message straight...
My Cognitive Science Prof:
He was too busy water-skiing.
I told that to Mary, and she told that to her Mom, and 2 hours later her Mom responded that most people didn't read or write, so the best way to get his message to the masses was through talking, not writing... but still, he's GOD, he should know that people will be literate sometime in the future, and will want to figure out exactly what he had to say...
