my mom: what is wrong with this frickin computer. I put in a web site. It swirls for 2 seconds, then stops and goes nowhere.
k: I'll fix it later...
mom: I tried it on the little e and got to the site and then got stuck and couldn't get it to go to what I needed.
k: I'm sorry, but tech support is almost closed for the night.
k: You've reached an automated message. Please press 0 and the next technician will take your case.
mom: is that you?
mom: sweet dreams love. night.
Ohh... I have the anger of a thousand suns at the cubs game tonight. Burn, fishies burn!