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Monday, December 13, 2004 - Dear John Facebook
Nick and Laura were testing the "breakup" feature of theFacebook.com. When two people list each other as "in a relationship", there's a big "CANCEL RELATIONSHIP" button. We were hoping this would lead to a whole new generation of passive-agressive moves, a new generation of e-dumpers and e-dumpees. Below is a letter of the sample email we want Facebook to send when your significant other e-dumps you:
----------- From: theFacebook.com To: Hopeless Romantic Dear John, Jane has cancelled your relationship. Your "relationship status" has been changed from "in a relationship" to "he doesn't know yet." To resubscribe to this relationship, please order flowers by clicking here. Thanks, thefacebook team. ----------- Allas, the actual happenings are far too weak. The site just changes your status but doesn't send an email or anything... We can only dream of a world when we have the time to sit around and code it right ourselves...
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